- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Women's rights.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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