What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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