I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is life? Paul.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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