Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Justin beiber..

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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