Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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a man makes a bad joke

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Donald Trump

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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