- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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