When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Anti Joke

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