- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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