Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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