- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

David Cameron

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Peas

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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