- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You're a big fat monkey.

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