What's 9+10? 19

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Cheese

Balls

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How old are you? 7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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