- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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