- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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