Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Equal rights!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Drew Knowles is gay

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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