Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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