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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I have read the terms and conditions

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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