- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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