What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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