I'm Polish.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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