- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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