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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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