How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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the economy.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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