- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock knock It's open, come in

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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