yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...