A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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