- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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