your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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