- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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9/11 my birthday

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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