Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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