- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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