What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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