A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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