A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Faithful men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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