why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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