A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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