Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Knock Knock.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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I have a really funny joke.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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