- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

. . I am a whale

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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