My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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