Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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