If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

God is real.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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