One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock Goodbye

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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