- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

My spelling is horrible

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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