What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Fat? Jesse Z

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Women outside of the kitchen.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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