A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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