Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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womens rights

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Jesus Christ

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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