- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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