- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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