- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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