A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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