- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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