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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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