There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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