- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

black people swimming

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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