- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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