What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Gustavo Andrade

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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