What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock Fuck off!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

asians have slitted eyes lol

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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