why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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