- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

womens rights.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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