- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How old are you? 7

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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