- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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