Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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