- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

9/11 my birthday

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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