what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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TRICERATOPS!

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