Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Oh, go away

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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