How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Knock Knock.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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