Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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civil rights

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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