why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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