- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

My cat just died.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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