Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Your big dick.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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