A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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