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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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