- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

God is real.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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