- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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