If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Matthew Baker

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call an arab ?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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