Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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