Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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