What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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