Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Obama

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kkkk

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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sky silverstein

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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