- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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