Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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the lemon was sweet.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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