- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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