- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i saw amango it splootered

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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