- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What's big and messy? A big mess

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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