- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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