- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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