WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

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