knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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