Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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