Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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