How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Please ignore this statement.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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