- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I have a horse.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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