- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Im adopted

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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