- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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