- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

silver bullet?

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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