- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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