- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I'm rick james bitch

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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