What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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