Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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