Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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