Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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