- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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