An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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