- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I named my son ps2 controller

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