- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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