Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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