There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A Chinese man fails a math test

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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