- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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