- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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