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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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