- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]