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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

i saw amango it splootered

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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