- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Robin, get in the car, please.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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