Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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