- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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