A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

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