- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Justin Bieber

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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