"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Women's Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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