- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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