A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Kevin and Ramin

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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