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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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