- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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