A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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