Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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