- Anti Joke

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds