- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

bite me

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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