- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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