- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Ross.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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