Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

thumb_up thumb_down +11

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

thumb_up thumb_down +9

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +7

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops