What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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