What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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