A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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I'm homeless.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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