- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Sarah Palin.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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