There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Peas

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Weaner

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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