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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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