A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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