- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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