Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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