- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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