- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

the economy.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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