- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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