Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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