ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

men's rights activists

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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