What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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