Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Guess what What

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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