Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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