- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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