What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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