I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Anti Jokes = Drained

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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