whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Yes

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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race-car = rac-ecar

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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