roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why so serious ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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