Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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