What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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