- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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