Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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