- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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