Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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