Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A house comes around the corner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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