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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Get on the boat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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