Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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