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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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