- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

knock knock come in !

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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