I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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