What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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