- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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