What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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