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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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