- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I'm homeless.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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