How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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