Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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