Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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