Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Gustavo Andrade

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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