- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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