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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Boner

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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