Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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