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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Cancer

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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