- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??