What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Anti Joke

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