- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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