what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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school homewrok

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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