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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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