- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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