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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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