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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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