What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Read a Book.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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