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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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