Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A women left the kitchen.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

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