How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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sky silverstein

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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