Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Peas

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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