what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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