A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Pain Olympics.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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