- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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