- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses are red Im adopted

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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