Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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9/11 my birthday

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A man did not like this site

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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