Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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