What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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