a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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