Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Justin Bieber

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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