- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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