knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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