Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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