So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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