- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

like if your cool

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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