- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Chuck Norris is dead......

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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