Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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