- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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