What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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