Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Brain fart

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Yanter, Look it up

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0 + 0 = 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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