- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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