- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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