I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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