Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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