- Anti Joke

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mom is so nice.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

just in time?

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."