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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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