Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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