What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Womens rights.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Robin, get in the car!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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