A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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