- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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