- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

MAKE

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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