Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Knock Knock The doors already open

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Stephen Hawking

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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