- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

The Princess is in another castle

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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