- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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