- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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