A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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canadians

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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