- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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