What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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