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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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