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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

The child was fired from his job.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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