why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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