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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

David Cameron

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven